So the predictions were right, one day everyone will have their own reality show.

He said an incredibly stupid thing and I get the backlash, but some of this backlash seems over the top. He’s a weird, socially anxious mess who clearly was using the word in a hyperbolic manner (still wildly inappropriate)—he clearly doesn’t mean it in a literal sense.

Sadly, you never know that they won’t kiss you after until you have already gone down on them. Curse time and its linear nature!

Seinfeld was a pretty good, not great comedian. His material was solid, but no more so than plenty of others whose stand-up careers never evolved into superstardom. Seinfeld partnered with and anchored himself to a true genius in Larry David. Jerry Seinfeld’s celebrity stature is due to the show, which was…

I’m 29, it’s been 4 years of trying. Go to a doctor if you haven’t already.

Anecdotal Evidence: I’m 32. It’s been 2 years. No baby. The panic is real.

I almost miss the days when “baby panic” meant something completely different.

Please name religions that cause/do not kill boners.

He needs to remake this movie:

I love the classics! You got your ass handed to you by a bunch of people and now you are using tone policing to try to not look like the fool you are. I wish this comment section had a nationalist immigration policy so these nice people wouldn’t feel the need to waste good words responding to you.

Because other than a good vacation spot, the DR and Haiti have nothing to them really. No industry, no technology, no medicine. They are the North Dakota of the world, but with beaches and without the oil and gas.

Thank you for this article! I think it can be hard on spaces like Jezebel to discuss racism where White folks are not the direct culprits. But it’s a very important discussion that needs to be had.

I want to thank you for writing that. I found it very informative and insightful, about a story I didn’t know a lot about. It was very powerful and I thank you for sharing it.

“First I roll over on the bed I built for myself
and look at the ground. If there are clothes I wore from the previous day and they’re not too dirty, that’s what I put on.”

i never wanted them and then my heart started to ache real bad at the site of babies. hormones man.

I’d be curious to see how the death toll stacks up between Stalin’s rule and the genocide of Native Americans and centuries of American slavery.

And it pisses we communists off when you assume that there has never, ever been a brutal capitalist dictatorship who have murdered and tortured.

Sean’s looking a little rough there (as he has for a couple of decades.) Does he intentionally ugly himself up for some reason? Does he subsist on a diet of Marlboros, heroin, and $3 a gallon vodka? What in the world did Charlize Theron (Charlize Theron!) ever see in him? Perhaps they share an altruistic desire to…

Was Berdie still on temporary leave when the staff quit? Because that would maybe pave her way back in. I give the actor who portrays Healy a lot of credit. He’s totally reprehensible and yet... Sometimes there’s a look in his eye that carries real pathos and I wind up a little sympathetic. It seems like the backstory…