I DON’T CARE IF THE LAW SAYS I AM A RAPIST

I will take them both, please and thank you.

as in would i like to be sandwiched between them?

no hate

Later that night

SATIRE FAILURE, Jia. Huge failure.

I don’t want to speak for her, but Jia does seem to out-and-out hate at least this site’s commenters.

LOL they ALWAAAAYS pull this “but it’s satire!” defense whenever an article is widely disliked by commenters. Okay fine, it’s shitty satire that didn’t hit its mark whatsoever. Does that really make it any better?

TBH? Not enough white people see it for her. If you want to make it, even as a black artist, you have to be able to get that white money. Her image- that tomboy baggy pants wearing sneaker head dancer- did not appeal enough to white management. Her dancing was always sexy, but even doing hip rolls her body was too…

All of this is gospel. Her team is lazy as f*ck.

I also find it fascinating that the South can be fetishized so thoroughly, even as the South is villainized for being the root of all American problems (racism, intolerance more generally, etc.)

The issue is this:

WHO IS THE TARGET AUDIENCE FOR THIS

Belle Meade is the name of a well-known plantation in Nashville, owned by the Harding family, one of the largest slave-owning families in Nashville.

NB said the same thing:

Well, the Backstreet Boys was my generation’s NKOTB so I feel for her. In ten to fifteen years, she’ll be attending the Jonas/1D reunion tour.

okay, louis “the least-liked member of one direction” tomlinson, that was the worst fucking insult i’ve ever had the misfortune of reading.

I thought the Jonas Brothers were theirs too?