Also coming soon to Starbucks,

Don't forget the condescending nature of that idea, which is that people who aren't poly are either in denial or less "evolved."

No, it's evangelizing. If you've never been told by a poly person that they pity how square and vanilla you are and really monogamy just isn't natural (and hey all the cool kids are doing it), you're a luckier person than me. I mean, yes, it's an orientation that still is faced with a tremendous amount of prejudice…

What's the over/under on how long before poly and open relationship type people take their evangelizing door-to-door like Jehovah's Witnesses?

It's very nice that you found an environment in which you are happy, but I do wish people would stop deferring to evolution every single time. The people who write books and push the idea that humans "evolved" or "didn't evolve" to be monogamous or play football or drive a Toyota Cressida do so with very flimsy…

She added, "You know, I own the biggest vegan company in the world."

I made the mistake of clicking on the Gerber sandwich link:

I hope that everyone involved in this article dies an excruciating death.

It is only maternal love that stops you from dropping your toddler off in a basket on a neighbor's doorstep when they bite you in the ass. Well, that, and they wouldn't stay in a basket for three seconds.

I don't really understand kosher food. Like, I know I wouldn't be able to order bacon, but I didn't know about this meat/cheese thing. But if I go to a restaurant, you know what I do? I order something that's on the menu. If I ask to sub something and they can't, I say "oh? Well okay" and then I give them legal tender…

My husband was sitting at our kitchen table, working on his laptop and speaking to me. I stood by the table, completely ignoring my toddler because what my husband was saying was more important than "hi! hi! hi! hi! no?"

Amen my friend! I Spent 10 years at a similar community center. I wanted to yell - "Listen, we are NOT your POVERTY PETTING ZOO!!" And then out loud I would say..... We try to be about dignity and not photo opportunity. I also hated parents/grandparents that wanted their kids to volunteer so they could "see how…

I think the hate is more because he's a pretentious racist shitbag, but whatever you wanna believe, dude.

I don't know why people always have to explain away their non-monogamy with evolutionary terms. It doesn't work for you and your wife. That doesn't mean it doesn't work for a lot of other people.

My neighbors had the coolest ideas about toys.

I'm sorry, but what were you expecting? Everyone to just be like "Sure, I also shake my children LOL"? People are horrified because it's dangerous and harmful behaviour - they're not picking on you to be mean, they're genuinely shocked. Just saying "but those are my weak moments, it's not as bad as you think!" is just…

Hitting your child does not teach him empathy, it teaches him that violence is acceptable if you're larger or in a position of power over the other person. It's ok to be frustrated out of your mind, but as a parent you have the obligation to choose your behaviors and not let anger direct you (you're the one in…

Dude, seriously, you're already in the middle of a pile-on over your parenting practices and your reaction is to make a chaining kids to radiators joke? This is not stellar judgement.

As an old, I have noticed that since the Great Jezebel Exodus of 2014, the new writers have been forcing me to visit Urban Dictionary at least twice a week to understand headlines. I guess I'm no longer a part of the target readership of this site, because it seems like it's done to be intentionally confusing to…

Fleek is sooo dramble. Like totally skerb. Just the other day I was just fnarging out at my jarbo, you know just blugging around and I thought to myself being on fleek is like the new glerble .