I'm sorry to inform you that you are, indeed, having a rage stroke. The only treatment is many many pictures and gifs of cute, fuzzy baby animals. And punching something helps..as long as it's not a fuzzy baby animal.

This guy is making a good case for execution by being fed alive to pigs.

Yeah, and if this guy gets slock-ed to death in prison I'm going to blame him because you can't clap with one hand and a decent boy wouldn't be in prison in the first place.

Well, this guy's making a good case for keeping the death penalty.

He also said this, "She should just be silent and allow the rape. Then they would have dropped her off after 'doing her' and only hit the boy. The 15 or 20 minutes of the incident, I was driving the bus. The girl was screaming, 'Help me, help me.' The juvenile put his hand in her and pulled out something. It was her…

Oh my fucking God, I have never wanted to physically hit someone as badly as I do this asshole. Actually, it goes Dick Cheney, and then this piece of crap.

I've come to realize that Downton is creator Julian Fellowes defense of the 1%. I swear, the servants have committed every dastardly deed in the books, but the worst crime any of the folks upstairs has committed is loving a Turkish gentleman so well that it literally blew his mind.

I have lost entire weekends to Come Dine With Me. And I have no regrets.

I wish someone would speak out about the injustice of me flying coach.

1) I want to improve it, and believe that it's possible.

"There isn't a country in the world that can spout a better record than ours." ahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahhaha ok

no, this is what they're selling.

The feeling is mutual. (Seriously, someone has to be delusional about how vile this country's history and present are in order to be able to have fun? You're gonna miss out on a lot of dick jokes due to your patriotism, your loss.)

I disagree with just about everything you've written here. I think the self-flagellation about how we don't say we love America enough is both untrue and unhelpful. But more to the point, the Right isn't one big happy united front, not even close. They're at CPAC, which is the second from the right on the spectrum…

"OMG AMERICA IS THE WORST" may be tiring, but it's not because it's not TRUE. I mean, do you see any other countries totally flattening other nations and killing over a million of its people, like America did to Iraq? How many other countries started off with the slaughter of almost all the indigenous people and then…

Reminds me of my second grade birthday party. I invited a bunch of kids and only one showed up. Very small outing to Showbiz Pizza.

Same. It changed once and now I'm afraid it will change again and there is no punctuation emoticon to express my disillusionment with reality.

we are all color blind. its red with yellow

I totally agree. Kids wearing anything besides what's been deemed "kids' clothes" (by kids clothing companies trying to sell a product) are no longer kids. Kim is fucking up North's natural aging process and the entire time continuum for the universe and it's uncool. Everyone knows that wearing black is bad for babies…

Yeah fuck this shit. They can dress her how they want.