Phrasing. 

The only surprising thing here is that Rovell didn’t follow this up with a “life pro-tip” about how you can save money by basing your tip off the pre-tax total instead of post-tax. At which point we probably would find out he tips 10% anyway because anything higher is reserved only for “superior” service in his eyes.

No he made a stupid comment congratulating Minor and CB Bucknor on his 200th strikeout because every member of the Boston sports media deserves to be set on fire

He’s finding out, like many of us, that what we went to college for doesn’t translate to the job market the way we’d hoped.

They have bloopers of every season (highly recommend checking those out on YouTube) but I haven’t seen a blooper for that particular moment! 

I will never, ever tire of that clip, particularly Sweet Dee’s non-reaction to what she’s seeing.

How Kaitlin Olson (or anyone else in the scene) didn’t ruin take after take of that I’ll never know.

The fact that he improvised that song and Olson managed to not crack a smile amazes the shit outta me every time. 

I doubt that Belichick and the Patriots want to paint themselves into a corner like that.

It’s a damn shame that society has come to the point where we’re expected to listen to women when they accuse men of sexual assault. And even when the men are really good at football!

He's no Elvis Grbac.

beating the undefeated patriots. so shitty! not a real super bowl to us real new yorkers!

+1

You sweet summer child. 

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

A) Good

I have actually viewed some dickpics.. I don’t care how ‘big’ they are, they all look like those crazy-ass fish brought up from the deep sea - you know the ones: bulges and highly defined “zones.” Sorry dude-bros. They aren’t that pretty to some of us. BUT. If they are useful (winking) it’s all good.

The Colts had #1 and #2 overall in 1991.  They picked Steve Emtmann and Quentin Coryatt.  Multiple championships ensued.

Look at what happened to clowney. Got played all over the field, then the Texans franchised him at whichever of those positions was cheapest. Actually cost him money if he had signed and stayed