Why would a speed runner wait 25 minutes? 

No. Nonononono. No.

And the worst part about the worst part of Netflix is the trailers they run with music over them as opposed to “In a world...” sort of shit. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

I don’t understand why you had to steal its bacon?

“Most expensive internet spaceship ever.”

Rare but not particularly useful gear has never been my kink.

re: Cyberpunk

He’d be released after no more than two hours.

“I couldn’t find anyone who’d move it” is a slightly better excuse than “I didn’t want to pay anyone to do it.”

“‘It seems really dangerous,’ Bratcher said, confirming her reluctance to ever vote again.”

If you’re waiting for the day when we revert back to pre-9/11 days you can take up a new hobby. Nobody is lining up to be the person or people who repealed these measures because nobody wants to be the focus of attention following an attack on or with an airplane. While I don’t believe these checks do anything to…

“70 or 80% of the times I travel I’m randomly selected 100% of the time.”

I was calling for him to retire 20 years ago. 

Of course not. You’d never get to roll the boulder or tear ass through Hell.

Yet another thing they each have over Spade.

In the monologue clip, I was ready to enjoy almost 8 minutes of folks kicking David Spade in the nuts but had to bail after “a brand new scar.” How does Spade keep getting work?

I think the point is, regardless of a person’s attitude going in, the differences between and concerns of humans become inconsequential to a being like Manhattan. In fact, New Manhattan probably wouldn’t be too keen on ruling earth, either.

I’m just glad the husband thought twice on his first idea: a large mirror with the words “Don’t get fat” very tastefully painted on it.

But “Fifty Ways...” is a Solo Simon song. Garfunkel might have the rights to perform S&G tunes he’s credited on, but not the Solo Simons.

More than usual because it’s Paul Simon’s song. But maybe still worth it?