Somewhere, Nicole Kidman is reading this and cackling.

“If she didn’t want to have sex with him, then why was she taking tequila shots and why did she go home with him? Do we even know what she was wearing? Surely we’re not going to ruin this fine young man’s life over 20 minutes of action, are we?”

Crazy as a soup sandwich

French fries on a sandwich are delicious. Don’t even bother replying if you disagree, ‘cause you’re wrong.

Bunch of immigrants work for me. Come into work everyday and do an honest day’s work, everyday. Fuck this bill.

i don’t know what you just said but have a star

Rich just put Baby in the corner.

Ottawa is shit hockey. The Preds will at least make it interesting, it is Ottawa that has the suck factor.

I’m no doctor, but I am a blogger and that right knee’s fucked up.

This is something I completely understand. As a kid who played keeper in HS soccer, I used to always act injured after I shit the bed on a save.

I’m no fan of either one of these franchises. But now that the Bruins are out of it, I think I would be OK with this guy winning another cup:

Also, if we’re going to start discussing missed calls and pretend like they are all favoring the Penguins, it’s important to point out the missed double-minor from the Caps high-sticking Jake Guentzel in the third period and drawing blood from his lip. That’s a 4 minute double power play that the Caps got away with,…

The Caps seem to think they get points for putting the puck into the crease, not the net. And extra points for hitting Penguins defensemen in the ankles and letting the puck rebound out of the zone.

Clutterbuck is better.

The second he dropped 10 million on a children’s hospital in Montreal, I knew it was true love foreva.

Hockey seems to have a vocal contingent of fans (not a majority of fans, but enough so that it’s noticeable) that actively dislike their sports’ superstars, in fact they seem to dislike even the concept of superstars.

That’s an organization who won’t hire a non-francophone coach. You can imagine how they reacted to having a black player who was at times outspoken and actually showed personality.

Unabashed Subban fan here. The problem with Subban has always been that touch of Andrew Shaw he’s got in him. Off the ice, Subban is one of the very best both for his generosity as well as his sound bites. But on the ice, Subban plays a tough game. He has no problem getting dirty and scrumming with guys. Which,…

I don’t even like NASCAR and I like Dale Jr. I can’t say I’m surprised he’s retiring after his concussion incident last year. Hopefully he’ll continue to use his fame and influence to keep pushing for concussion care even after he retires.