My best friend’s dad, the third string center on an 18 man team, concurs.

Tom Cruise has terrific driving skills, no doubt, but every first hand account ive heard and read makes him out to be a terrifically manipulative and dishonest douche.

I’d also like to see him in a 410 sprint car. Power:weight that shames an F1 car, on-dirt, sideways, with crazy “alignment,” if you can even call it that!

Because he likes free candy.

Of all the Cleveland Browns, Jimmy, you’re the Cleveland Browniest

The Browns:Incompetence you can depend on.

A Niners second round pick is basically a New England first round pick

Fuck the heck? So did Belichick find out he’s gonna be indicted by Mueller too?

But, the education that kid will receive-

Great, some more of this “Hockey” that Lindsey was talking about.

He’s also a wizard. The defender is closing in, and he somehow teleports the ball into the goal. Amazing! Although I have reservations about having someone of his ilk being allowed to play against muggles.

“But this is the NHL, where more teams make the postseason than don’t.”

Wow, are you series?

The way the city hits upon exiting the Fort Pitt tunnel. It’s a fucking beautiful visual. Gets me every damn time.

Barry would have written this post, but was last seen wandering the streets of midtown muttering something about wasting Hank’s prime, and trading your #2 center, when you dont have a #1 or #3 to replace him.

So. My Rangers are trash this season.

Men who work at restaurants are usually horrible and pervs.

In other news, Charlie Boorman was seen purchasing a pair of new R1200GS’s...

SO YOU’RE SAYING I HAVE A CHANCE NOW

The thing I love about the anthem—our anthem is pretty dumb as anthems go—is just public singing. We never sing anymore in public. Even churches nowadays are just a few singers and a bunch of people mumbling.