I call this entire ensemble the “What would happen if Rodney Dangerfield and a bloated, possibly mumps-infected Andrew McCarthy reproduced a fully grown man?” look.

The Air Force is infamous for its shitty, prejudiced evangelical Christian subculture.

I am completely skeptical about that part. (I don’t believe her lying eyes.)

excerpted from ESPN.com

used to hit Portland International with a driver buddy of mine, watching those bad boys turn over in pit lane was something else. The Ferraris and Porsches were cute spinning up, and then you hear apparently the sound of the Earth itself being cranked over, and then that hearty, pornographic throb of American V-8…

Dan Gurney’s All American Racers

Ford

Texas HS football players have enlisted special teams in their war against the refs.

If the referee had been armed this never would’ve happened.

Congratulations on this story Tyler, this is huge for you. Just shows that your work is being noticed.

Now I feel like a huge bitch because I’m not that impressed. Sure she sounds good, for a 15 year old. There’s nothing particularly spectacular about her voice though. She has good breath control, and I really like her tone, and best of all she didn’t get pitchy (which is the primary reason I stopped watching this…

If we could stop adding “gate” to every possible scandal, I would be so happy.

That poor fucking kid. He must’ve been so proud of what he made and to have his efforts met with such racist suspicion is heartbreaking. He sounds like a great student and every teacher involved in this mess should be thoroughly ashamed.

I love how the announcers dance around the idea that he has a concussion. Any other injury they would immediately speculate “oh, that looks like a torn ACL” or “that could be a broken ankle Bob”, but a guy takes a hit to the head and is stumbling around like a drunk at 3 am on Bourbon Street? Well that’s just…

This is horrible.

I seriously got through about 2 paragraphs and then I woke up...I must have blacked out, because now I have a keyboard imprint on my forehead.

Who. Fucking. Cares!?

Collin,

The team is now claiming it was an indirect attempt to honor the Native American tradition of bartering.