christ on a cracker

Thank you. And now I know to avoid this place.

He spikes the ball after the catch and never makes a clean transfer to his “opposite” hand. Therefore, it’s a single. Run scores.

Nah, it’s gorgeous. Coolest championship trophy in all sports.

Wrong. It is the only non-laughable championship trophy of the big four.

YOU! OUT OF THE POOL, NOW!

They also tend to be quite debonair and have a thing for rich blondes.

Kimi seemed unaffected by the gas.

I just can’t watch indycar, I just can’t. I know it’s irrational but I’m still bitter about the split and I hate the cars.

1998 F1 GP at Spa.

Depeche Mode would disagree.

No — I am Lexusblind.

To be fair, Sports Illustrated is not worth a read by people of any gender.

It’s handcrafted by artisans in a rural hose community.

Whatever they pay you Tyler, isn’t enough. As a subscriber to Foreign Policy and a litany of other IR/Military journals, I can say that your writing is damn better than almost ANYTHING that appears in those publications on the regular. Keep. It. Up.

I said without the stuff that made it good.