Having my wedding officiated by Ruth Bader Ginsberg is the only way I am willing to get married.

honestly though, isnt everything in wisconsin “near a sausage factory?”

Even with just pennies if she had tried this on my dad he would have rolled up to the restaurant the same evening with itemized receipts and the fiery burning rage of a white man wearing both birkenstocks and socks.

Aww man we got different levels of white now? Was I supposed to get a chart mailed to me?

My, she was yar.

Newman: Dignified, ecologically concerned charity machine.

I can’t really think of any human who is more un Paul Newman than Adam Corolla.

Still relevant.

She must have wrecked too, her pants are completely shredded, at least she was able to walk away.

and some put the odds of precipitation as low as 30%.

All I can hear now is David Coulthard saying "dirty air".

The current cars are very aero-sensitive

I'm 31, with a master's degree, my husband is finishing up his PhD, we have a child, and we live in a 2 bedroom apartment. The American dream is dead.

You asked 14 retired NFL players if they would do it again and you didn't pass on any of their answers. That's real helpful.

Because I know it will be asked, here's part of section 83.1 of the NHL rule book:

I believe that him riding a motorcycle for a year would negate the anger management classes...

TG hasn't been worth watching in years anyway.

this will be on Oppo's "recommended stories" for 3 years now.

Though it is hard to imagine a 27-year-old that has never really played the sport before being good enough for the NFL, there's still a small chance Tim Tebow could land with a team next season.