But they can hold sooooo much loot for you. At least, that’s what I use them for...
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No picture of a puppy is too big!!
What a precious BABY!
Well I mean only 2% of all rapes result in jail time, so you really don't have to be a millionaire.
I am going to follow suit and share this picture of my exceptionally adorable puppy in the hopes of potentially circumventing some jezzie’s sociopathy-enduced rage at this article. Because in all seriousness, what the ever loving fk.
“I’m fragile,” Abdulaziz said. “I fell down but nothing ever happened between me and this girl, nothing ever happened.”
HAVE JUDGE EVER SEEN ACTUALL WOMAN BODY THING? BCUZ WO,MANS I SEE IS NOT SAME AS THIS!!
APPARENTLY HE WASN’T TOO FRAGILE TO BE WALKING AROUND WITH A BONER! JUST A COINCIDENCE THAT AN 18 YEAR OLD WAS “LAYING ON THE GROUND” FOR HIM TO “FALL IN” “BY ACCIDENT”! WHOOPS!
it's 10am here. too early to start chugging wine at my desk?
Like I said in the last article: People simply don’t understand us clumsy folks who just so happen to have gigantic, constantly erect schlongs. Sometimes we just trip over something in the middle of the night in a bedroom and suddenly ‘whoops, sex happened!’
Wow. Excellent. I guess you really can rape a woman and say literally anything that pops into your head as the reason and you will totally get away with it. GREAT. SUPER.
^ This. Everyone’s fragile when boots get laid into them. Him? He’s just a horrible person. The end.
“I’m fragile,” Abdulaziz said. “I fell down but nothing ever happened between me and this girl, nothing ever happened.”
“I’m fragile”
I FUCKING CAN'T ANYMORE.
And this my friends, is how you identify a page skimmer.
I will corrupt him so he may seek forgiveness.
Holy Hell he is only a year older than my son!
Bible Institute grad or not, he is a fine piece of man flesh with the right amount of my body hair to make me want to climb him like a mountain. I like hairy dudes. I approve.
They’re designed to protect them against the temptation of adultery.