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there was one episode of Kourtney & Khloe take Miami (which aired around the time Kourtney had just had her second baby and Khloe wasn’t as thin as she is now), where both of them refused to go to the beach or pool in their bathing suits because people would photograph them looking less than perfect.

Truly awful.

Oh, I hope it’s very.

Just spitballing here but I’m guessin’ this has nothing to do with the vaccinations and everything to do with a problem sterilizing the needles to give said vaccinations.

Are those gold teeth?

What a coincidence, because I was thinking about Idris Elba when I broke my own speed record.

I refuse to wear jeans if the weather is above 75 degrees I get yeast infections very easily and homie don’t play that way my ladybits need to breathe.

Vulvatron

what is this i dont even

I'm a 33 year old man and I want to be her before I grow up.

Google it, girl.

I don’t think there is any “resorting to take her clothes off.” This is pretty much the opposite of trading off her body. And making a joke about the bullshit women in that industry (and in general) go through is something Tina has done MANY times. This feels completely in her wheelhouse.

If she stripped down to sexy lingerie I’d be with you, but I appreciate her showing how the sausage gets made. Even the slimmest celebs are spanxed to the gills under their beautiful outfits and nude spandex is not flattering!

#everythingtastesbetterthanskinnyfeels

Elizabeth Olsen is the color beige come to life. She’s anthropomorphic Silly Putty.

nope, none of this ‘well, if your loot system wasn’t broken people wouldn’t cheat’ nonsense. Cheaters cheat regardless of how ‘unbroken’ a system is. That’s just a weak attempt at blaming the devs for someone else’s actions because “dev = company = ALL COMPANIES ARE BIG AND EVIL ALL THE TIME THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU

In case you’re wondering why the cops talked him down instead of just shooting the weapon-wielding meth head...

It is known that no one can say no when someone else suggests ordering pizza. It's just not possible.

Nice to now Pizza Hut was there when she kneaded their help.