SeminalColon
Seminal Colon
SeminalColon

I loathe Huckabee. He’s the jovial type of bigot. The kind that give some people pause and make them suggest we should listen to and respect other people’s opinions. The kind that would smile at you as he tossed you straight in to hell.

pastor-cum

these people sound hilarious and fabulous.

No, I did not. HIV/AIDS is already a problem for women in particular, because their husbands go out and have sex, but refuse to use condoms because that is somehow a worse offense. Look it up.

It’s already fucked for Catholics living in Africa. The Pope refuses to let them wear condoms.

Yes. Probably while living in her beautiful apartment and sending her kids to expensive schools, and thanking god she can still have money while not doing 8 shows a week constantly.

Hates talking about it. Happy what it did for her bank account.

one for sex, one to store weed

Reading those words, in that handwriting, is absolutely gut-wrenching.

My sis found out after her second(!) child that she had two uteri. The clueless doctor told her, “We’re pretty sure you only have one vagina.”

Two vaginas is a gift; two uteruses, a curse.

Well, you know, Chris Hemsworth exists so that means men are totes as body shamed as women.

My mother does as well. From what I understand my siblings and I were in different uteruses... uteri? During our respective gestations. Nifty.

I bet Duggars are mad jealous.

I have the same condition and it has exactly zero effect on my sex life. However I can only use tampons with applicators, since there's steering involved.

And they always get the supermodel wife.

Since when have “dadbods” not been celebrated? Adam Sandler, Stephen Colbert, Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Will Forte, Ty Burrell, Bob Odenkirk, Rainn Wilson... I can keep going. The list of famous, wealthy men on tv/in movies with “dadbods” numbers in the hundreds. The list of famous, wealthy women on tv/in movies

You need a barrier whenever transepidermal water loss occurs. Which is always. Your botanical oils do the same.

Someone give me those embryos. I will step on them for her.

1. Why the fuck would they give him a platform?