That’s what’s happening here, though. I mean, yeah, he’s her husband, but the dude’s got some decent credits to his name.

I watched this in theaters a couple of weeks after it was released. It was very fun. One of the best comedies I’d seen in a while. It’s having an audience to laugh with that really makes it worth while.

Ok, fifty shades darker...darker...darker still... [black screen], Ahh, perfect!

Actually, I’d like to see that movie! From the few pages I read, EL James is not describing an actual 21 year old virgin (who doesn’t have a computer or an email account!!) or a 30 year old billionaire (who isn’t some kind of tech bro in a hoodie). The characters are clearly middle aged, but with nicer bodies. It…

I’m not even kidding when I say that dialog is better than some of the stuff in the book. But make sure to include lots of fights about eating, Anna refusing to eat, and Anna hating every woman she encounters.

This movie is a Rifftrax/MST3K event waiting to happen.

fuck that. hey, universal pictures i’ll write it for 10 bucks

Amazing hustle to take something universally decried as bad and just make bank off it for their family.

Next up: “E.L. James and Niall Leonard replace Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan with themselves. ‘We both acted in grade school, so we’re bringing the A-game to the films that they deserve.’”

10/10 would watch

I left a cart in the middle of the parking lot once.

She’ll also pull into a handicapped spot if I ask her to stop stop at the store. Which is super insulting cos I actually AM autistic. I have gone to return a cart for her and she has discouraged me, even though I’m perfectly capable. She also doesn’t understand that you don’t just stop in the middle of the aisle and…

Is your logic seriously that I should be inconsiderate so somebody has a job? That makes as much sense as peeing on the floor of a public restroom so somebody has the job of cleaning it up. Nobody wants that job.

I definitely don’t have angels. Putting your cart away is just one of those things that you do as a considerate member of society even when it’s not convenient for you. I have plenty of shit that is difficult to do with a screaming kid but I don’t really have a choice. I live in a third floor walk up and have to make…

The likelihood of something bad happening to your infant in the 30 seconds that it takes to walk your cart to the cart return is infinitesimally small.

I bet you could just keep her in the cart until you return it and then carry her to the car!

In Mexico where I used to live vans would pull up each morning in the tourist locations and women with babies and young children would get out and go sit in the street and look pitiful. People would come in from the cruise ships and give them money.

When we were in China we saw a lot of women begging with their children. It was heartbreaking, but in some cases they would literally hurl the children in your direction. And if the other beggars nearby noticed, you’d soon have a small crowd. One (completely adorable) kid latched onto my brothers legs and hung on for…

Touch children, got it.