I’ve been to two tapings of Maury (though technically, it was 4 tapings. I believe they tape two a day), one of the tapings while they still taped on 33rd street in Manhattan and another when they started taping in CT. Anyway, Maury was awesome in person, completely chill, took pictures, engaged the crowd during…

“That baby gotta loose neck Maury, I ain’t got no loose neck!!” was my personal favorite.

My friend and I created a 'You are NOT the father' dance that we do when we get drunk. Basically we jump around and point and shout OHHHHHHHHH I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!

They're both born at the same time -hence the statement that one twin was born slightly premature and the other right on time. I believe the greatest disparity in fetal age for twins was 2 months, so although the younger baby would still be considered premature, both would still be viable and have a good chance of…

Maury & Connie were regulars around town when I was living in Montana. Once he was behind us in line while we were buying about a million red plastic cups. He said something along the lines of “Be good tonight, kids!” And we spent the next five minutes trying to convince him to come to our kegger in the middle of the…

My uncle taught Connie and Maury’s son several years back, and they really took a shine to my uncle and have since invited him to a few shindigs at their apartment (at the damn Dakota!) and he always told me that they were awesome people and a great couple.

I couldn’t agree more. My hubby and I actually find sleeping on it can really help. Staying up all night exhaustively hashing it out makes for delirious crying and breakdowns.

I used to teach English to refugees. Across many nationalities, this was hands down their favorite American TV show. I had a class where I would ask what they watched. The answer was always Morry? You know, not the father?

This exact same thing happened to my ex husband, I’m sure of it! Shortly after we were married, he began excessively playing video games while smoking ALOT of weed, ate a steady diet of corn dogs and Velveeta mac and cheese, and had to be told at least 4 times to take out the trash and pick his underwear off the…

If I could get a six+ figure book deal, I’d pretend to forget everything about my life except what I needed to survive (motor skills, PIN, math) for a few weeks....”I’m married? What? Well whomever you are, I’m gonna withdraw fifty bucks because I want some pollo de braso.”

have a "his" and "hers" bedroom with all of your own stuff in it (assuming you have a bedroom set from your prior living situation). That way you each still kind of have your own space. And either divide up the housekeeping tasks and keep to it or make a goddamn chart of who cleans what and when. Otherwise one…

Ugh. I lived with a girlfriend once and I hated it. I'm afraid to get married simply because I don't want to live with anyone. Ever.

...but it makes a sad noise so you know to go rescue it.

few years?? who are you kidding, they are working on baby #2 already, they probably started before 1st was born

My labors were 6, 2, and 3 hours, respectively, and I'm an atheist. Take that, Duggars.

70 HOURS

Clicked on the topless Kendall link on my work computer and of course the screen froze for an ungodly amount of time. Nothing to see here folks, keep it movin’ *stands up in front of monitor*