when you were 25, did you constantly hang out with an 18 year old? I get that Tay & Lorde have the celeb thing in common, but what do they talk about?

To heck with all this, Happy Easter, everybody!

To skinny white chicks, yes. To anyone who knows of Serena Williams and her goddess body..... absolutely not.

Looks like a weird makeup shoot to me where it’s all about artistry or whatever. I’m also white, so I feel like I shouldn’t really have a say in what constitutes black face. I’d like to hear from everyone else though. /confused

Yea... That's straight up silver. Robot face?

I'm white, but that doesn't look like blackface to me...?

That’s his tombstone right there!

run, run, run, or you will be GOOPTIZED

“maybe yes, maybe no. maybe go fuck yourself”

I think the operative term here is “producing”.

Tyga

Seriously? I’ve been driving for 20 years and have been pulled over twice in all that time. Whether it’s 1.5 times a month or averages to every 3 months, the reality is that black people get pulled over faaaaaaar more than white people.

Unless Rock is the world’s worst driver, which I doubt, 3-4 times a year is still a lot.

You’re spreading nonsense. Everyone knows chemtrails are the source of Morgellons fibers.

Yes. Us females are just running around looking for shit to lie about. A new disease? SCORE. You can bet your britches I'm gonna find a way to fake Ebola. Then next week I'm gonna lie about some rapes and then see if I can trap a good old hard working innocent man into giving me all his money with my evil feminine…

True story: this week a doctor told me that my esophagus is paralyzed and that it’s probably because I’m nuts so there’s nothing she can do.

Sometimes. Lyme disease is real, chronic lyme disease is not.

Yeah, that thing about having to pee every half an hour while pregnant is a lie; we’re just obsessing over how fat we look in the mirror.

Ditto. laddy do babby will never not be hilarious to me.