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There is no way one can know if they have the correct form unless someone corrects it, repeatedly. The stupidity is bewildering. Who runs these places? (Answer: marketing people).

Personal anecdote: I’ve been lifting weights for a year, so I’m pretty new to it, and I meet with a personal trainer every few months to assess progress. This works very well for me.

There are also those who say that badger milk is better than cow’s because its closer to human milk. So what? We’re not related to carrots, either. Should we also be eating (substances closest to) human flesh?

She says that her size, medium, was damaged (no button closure), so they gave her a kilt that was too small. What the fuck. Of course it didn’t fit right. BECAUSE IT WASN’T HER SIZE.

That kind of reads like victim blaming. She was probably incredulous and speechless.

No, it’s the patriarchy that says women’s shoes must be pretty and make us look sexy, even if they are uncomfortable as shit.

That’s what the Gypsy (hush, that’s what they call themselves) beggars do in Ireland to get their babies to sleep all day while they’re collecting cash. They probably do that everywhere.

Cate was answering a direct question, from what I read; it’s not like she released a statement to the press saying that she’s not had...relations...with the ladies.

Just look at those multicoloured straps! They go with everything and nothing at the same time!

Comfort is paramount. Don’t listen to the patriarchy!

Shoes like that carried me through freaking hot Southeast Asia, blister-free and comfortable. I love them.

There is NOTHING better than lightweight, ergonomic walking sandals when you’re travelling and doing lots of walking. NOTHING BETTER. Especially in warm countries.

One in the face, one up his arse...

It’s not a hard science but it is a science nonetheless.

Triptans make me feel GOOD. Like not, yay, migraine is gone good, but unnaturally good.

My mum told me to take ibuprofen for period crams, so I always had. I’ve never even tried paracetamol for them.

Men usually have their eyes glued on the breast, unable to form any words with their mouths.

On the one hand, great. On the other hand, sheesh, women are more than sex-things and mothers.

Yeah but no but yeah but no but.... I don’t know. Tess works out with a personal trainer several times a week and health is monitored by a doctor so I’m sure she is healthy. I’m just talking about her, not generalising anything to the entire population.

Bearing men children is the one true purpose for the existence of women so when they can’t...too useless to live. Laundry and cooking are side jobs, incubating is the main task.