It may (or has, will?), however, start some unhealthy relationships and keep others going. That's really terrible and sad.

I thought Jenny was not harsh enough. One could literally dissect the book paragraph-by-paragraph and find something awful in each one. Not kidding. This is how I felt when hate reading it.

The tickets had better been free, or else you are contributing to the E.L. James unicorn poop bust-polish fund.

Choc-tops are amazing. They have no equal in the intersection of of chilled desserts and movie food Venn diagrams.

I'm not going to tell you to shut up because you are promoting a good thing, BUT please note that no one on Jezebel fangirls these books and movie. Don't mistake making fun of something with fangirling.

Shush, don't tell the doctor upthread! I've used sewing needles but hypodermic needles are sharper, if you can get them. With a sewing needle it can take quite some force to get to the core of the thing and sometimes it makes a crunchy sound/feeling.

I HATE THEM SO MUCH. When I see a new one, it has to be destroyed. They freak me out.

I've reused a hypodermic needle after soaking it in isopropyl alcohol. Is that super awful, stop right now stuff? I know one is not supposed to do this but I do it all the time to get to these...things that used to be pimples but never came to a head and are now forming tiny hard lumps in the skin. I get them on my…

I'm not sure if buying is illegal, unless you are buying controlled substances. Selling definitely is but buying, not sure; probably not. BUT YES, DO NOT DO IT.

The photographer owns the rights, by default.

I'm the same with Lush. I don't shop there any more because I don't really like their things...maybe I would if I had a bath. But the sales pitch, ugh!

I do that too. I'm better now than I used to be. I'd have semipermanent scabs in certain spots. The last couple of years I've been good and not picking until I break the skin. Picking is not nearly as satisfying when the skin is undamaged so I'm not so inclined to pick. I used to be afraid of going to he hairdressers…

I see, and I'm laughing! Sheesh, can't people just call acetylsalicylic acid acetylsalicylic acid? (j/k, of course).

SORRY NOT SORRY.

Tylenol is not aspirin, though.

Tylenol is not ibuprofen. It is paracetamol aka acetaminophen. It's good to know the actual name of the active ingredient if you're travelling, for example.

This is discrimination! Please don't forget about us serial killers. We want usage-appropriate advice on buying bleach, rolls of clear plastic, garbage bags, rubber gloves, rope, cable ties, and chloroform. There are plenty of books on the subject. Why should a rapey portrayal of BDSM get special treatment!

Comfort and pockets. Essential when travelling a lot on foot.

The Angkor archaeological park is constantly PACKED to the gills with people. Angkor Wat is especially crowded. You can't even take photos of things without other people in frame. How did these two find a private spot?

I've read the book and I seriously hope you don't ever experience non-consensual BDSM and sex (read:rape) like it is there. There is a chance that it's portrayed differently in the movie, because I cannot imagine that Sam Taylor-Johnson is a rape apologist. E.L. James did have a lot of creative control so maybe it is…