When I have the time, the airport is my runway! I can wear unusual things and all the strangers I'll never see again will think I'm cool/stupid/always like this. Awesome! Leather armour pieces, weird lipsticks... can't wear all that to the office, which is really my almost only other social setting.

I don't know why people like it; it's so gross.

Dogs lick everything, the more gross the thing the more they lick. My dog eats cat shit because they generally love that crap and he's the same size as our fat cat, which means he gets through the gap in the bathroom door. I sure as fuck don't want that tongue anywhere near my mouth. I sure as fuck don't want any…

In all fairness, I bet he's a republican only for tax reasons, like many wealthy celebs are.

If we hold up guys like that, maybe more men will want to be like them? We can hope.

Why isn't there a cookbook for the gloopy ovulation-time vaginal discharge. I think it would make a great sauce thickener. I DEMAND EQUALITY!

Garlic works best.

You're not going to find a room for $50 anywhere in Europe, for example. Maybe at a hostel, but not at a hotel, not even a B&B.

Tears, tears of sympathy are running down my face.

This is the only movie where I've ever skipped to the end after 15 minutes. So I could watch the inevitable making out scene. I knew that Gerard Butler's hotness would be utterly ruined if I'd continued.

Dublin, Ireland for the last 10 years. 10/10 would not recommend because miserable, rainy all the time.

A pillowcase protects the wee little dust mites in the pillow from your nasty human face sweat and, possibly, drool.

I like really wrapping myself in the duvet without the duvet touching me because those things don't get washed in my house; something I wouldn't be able to do if there's a sheet underneath. When I was small we'd have sheets and blankets - the blankets were made of either horrid itchy wool or super soft something that…

A duvet is a comforter. You can bag them instead of putting a sheet under them, just like you would a pillow.

Sleep on top of the covers if it's too hot. I've never lived in a crazy-hot place, though.

Down with this sheet business. A nice giant soft duvet in a duvet cover is the correct way. A blanket over a sheet? Is this middle ages? Bedcovers have evolved in the last thousand years. Do people put sheets over their pillows as well or have they come round to pillowcases in the new world by now?

Cut that shit off. It's not necessary.

He has? I never knew that! Bethesda likes reusing voice actors; I wonder what other crossovers there were.

I felt really bad killing beggars for the Dark Brotherhood in Skyrim and blackmailing poor Argonians for the Thieves guild.