A thousand times this. I get so sick of people who pretend that the lightsaber duels of the prequels were terrible because they found a few instances in the Darth Maul fight that were obviously for show instead of practical, real-life lightsaber moves. You won't convince me there was one damn person who came out of…

Dear Shakira and Rhianna,

What? You didnt already learn that from the Beyonce is Perfect threads?

It's Optimus Prime, Riding Grimlock. All other arguments are invalidated by this one fact.

To be fair, Optimus Prime riding a Cybertronian T-Rex makes the inner 13 year old in me lose his sh*t.

And prey tell, what is a next gen JRPG? Seems like you are a wonderful designer full of ideas.

"We want more female lego figures!"
"But not ones that look like women! That is offensive!"

well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess.

Yeah. I feel like I'd probably be fine with a dearth of house-cats. They're pretty much just little sociopathic assholes that people have convinced themselves love them for more than just a full food-dish.

A world with no cats, huh?

So when people search the Internet for "English beaver" this is what they will find.

Ive never seen a better metaphor for the relationship between Knex and Lego. Cuz I mean lets face it, no one will turn down a handjob but even while its happening you are painfully aware its not what you really want. Just like Knex.

Aww. I`m like the only person who loved this film. Thought it was ace. Mind you.. how can I say anything else about a film with so many pairs of Pigtails!? :-p

Allow me to attempt to interpret:

so false, so false, so false

This isn't the 90's anymore, bro. The whole "Fuck Tha Police" thing is tired.

Picture this scenario: ALL of them were armed. And yet nobody got shot.

It goes without saying that Lisa Ann has been a long-time fan of the 'Pokes.

I'd love to eat a faggot while smoking a fag while sitting on a dyke while feeding my cock and petting the pussy next to me.