A thousand times this. I get so sick of people who pretend that the lightsaber duels of the prequels were terrible because they found a few instances in the Darth Maul fight that were obviously for show instead of practical, real-life lightsaber moves. You won't convince me there was one damn person who came out of…

Dear Shakira and Rhianna,

What? You didnt already learn that from the Beyonce is Perfect threads?

It's Optimus Prime, Riding Grimlock. All other arguments are invalidated by this one fact.

To be fair, Optimus Prime riding a Cybertronian T-Rex makes the inner 13 year old in me lose his sh*t.

And prey tell, what is a next gen JRPG? Seems like you are a wonderful designer full of ideas.

well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess.

Ive never seen a better metaphor for the relationship between Knex and Lego. Cuz I mean lets face it, no one will turn down a handjob but even while its happening you are painfully aware its not what you really want. Just like Knex.

so false, so false, so false

This isn't the 90's anymore, bro. The whole "Fuck Tha Police" thing is tired.

It goes without saying that Lisa Ann has been a long-time fan of the 'Pokes.

"Queer theory"

Lol are you serious?

Dr. Muffley...ob-gyn...

this one looks like her butt is rocketting her to mach-3 and she has a banana peel strap to her waist.

Cubs Intern: Ummm Mr. Green, I think there is something you need to see.

It's art. You just don't get it.

Psh. The rarest game in the world is in my head. To even think about it you have to be me.

I'd love to eat a faggot while smoking a fag while sitting on a dyke while feeding my cock and petting the pussy next to me.