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If she just stays down she will be simultaneously starting and stopping the swelling on her face.

I also assume you lack the feline dexterity required to lick your own asshole, so yeah. I love my cats,and I don't live in fear of toxoplasmosis, but I DO know that sometimes they have shit-mouth.

You sound like someone who hasn't enjoyed the pleasures of Singapore Airlines' award winning service and best-in-class in-flight meals.

And hello babyseal Law !

Huh, it looks like Nintendo is finally getting some 3rd party support.

Tell it like it is bro Hah!

I don't know about the rape thing. Too new for my blood.

"How do I leave this forest?" the old man asked.

I won't be as extreme as the original post, but you are exemplifying his/her words. You don't want to leave your home or do some research on where to buy something because you want it NOW, NOW, NOW!! Guess what?? You can't have everything you want, right when you want it in life.

you guys don't use the three seashells?

Sorry Charlie— the only thing popping into my head is the chase scene from the Blues Brothers. Maybe it counts under fantasy?

It was a long, hard struggle but I finally managed to stop myself making a Nazi reference in that last sentence. Who knew politically incorrect humour could be so pervasive?

lol Well it's hard to say about Mega Man... Right now I'm really focused on Mighty No. 9 — when I think of Mega Man now, it's less about particular games and more about the spirit of those games that I want to bring with me.

As one of the 5 people in the world who own a Windows phone, this news pleases me.

I wrote a song for Rocket Frog

I prefer to suck on my bags of dicks. They tend to last longer that way.

@stalking_goat: Yo mama so fat that it could lead to heart problems and diabetes, and she's got really low self-esteem which can lead to depression, causing her to binge eat and continuing the whole dreadful cycle.