If she just stays down she will be simultaneously starting and stopping the swelling on her face.

I also assume you lack the feline dexterity required to lick your own asshole, so yeah. I love my cats,and I don't live in fear of toxoplasmosis, but I DO know that sometimes they have shit-mouth.

You sound like someone who hasn't enjoyed the pleasures of Singapore Airlines' award winning service and best-in-class in-flight meals.

Huh, it looks like Nintendo is finally getting some 3rd party support.

Tell it like it is bro Hah!

I don't know about the rape thing. Too new for my blood.

you guys don't use the three seashells?

lol Well it's hard to say about Mega Man... Right now I'm really focused on Mighty No. 9 — when I think of Mega Man now, it's less about particular games and more about the spirit of those games that I want to bring with me.

As one of the 5 people in the world who own a Windows phone, this news pleases me.

I wrote a song for Rocket Frog

I prefer to suck on my bags of dicks. They tend to last longer that way.

If they aren't getting paid it's not really pro-rape, just amateur.

Oh, screw this!!

Maybe he needed to steal the money to get a drill to go with his drill bit.

Veteran of the US NAVY, and US ARMY, former SGT here. One soldier to another, I know you are right, no matter what these fucks wads say. Every bullet counts, you never waste any, you would always use one weapon at a time, use them acurately as possible, and you would always take cover from enemy fire. Your life…

It's a female Indiana Jones beside a male Lara Croft.

@stalking_goat: Yo mama so fat that it could lead to heart problems and diabetes, and she's got really low self-esteem which can lead to depression, causing her to binge eat and continuing the whole dreadful cycle.