Because there only can be one.

Note the differences in the title though. Makes me think the boys get a guide on how to survive a long drawn out invasion, whereas the girls get a self-defense course on zombie muggers.

Looking at the list both the girls and boys list have zombie survival guides, because I guess that is a topic that is important to anybody. Interestingly though, the boy's guide is titled How to Survive a Zombie Invasion, whereas the girl's guide is titled Surviving a Zombie Attack. Guess girls just need to let the…

I'm gonna have to ask you to go get a leather belt, walk into the nearest closet, then start smacking yourself with said belt for about 5 minutes. I think that is reasonable punishment. Or at least go stand in a corner and reflect on what you just did.

Ding Chavez > Sam Fisher

Technology? Shit, that is witchcraft. Back to hell with you blasphemous bathroom.

Seriously, Link without his hat is like... well like Mario without his hat. Some things you just do not do. Having Link and Mario without their hats is having them walk around practically naked.

I have a conspiracy theory that the government shutdown was due to a secret vote that was cast. Kind of went something like this: "All in favor of a government shutdown so the Daily Show and Colbert Report will be able to make a hilarious episode concerning said shut down say aye."

Actually the system is working as intended. Our government was designed with the intention that majority does not always get their way. The minority has a voice as well in our government.

The American Government... yuk yuk yuk.

I have heard that there is this place in France...

Seriously, this person is disturbed.

You say that Lucas did not create a lot of things in the Star Wars universe, but that other people did. Does that mean he was not responsible for Jar Jar as well?

Lol. Did you even go through puberty?

Not a silly question. My children live in a southwest state where corporal punishment is the norm. I spank my children as well, but using my hand instead of a belt. I reckon that if my hand starts to hurt, I need to dial it back a bit. This guy does no such thing and even when I asked him to switch to using his…

Yes I am here in the U.S. of A. I myself have what is called "joint shared custody". My ex has to consult with me on all sorts of things like medical problems and such. In the eye's of the law they are as much my kids as they are hers. The problem is not that CPS has to take me serious in theory, but in reality it…

Doubt it. I've tried about everything I can short of introducing him to Mr. Pipe and Ms. Bat. I am hoping I can convince the sister to go to the authorities with her story. I already had them investigated once but CPS deemed there was no abuse. I'm hoping that with the sister going to them they might actually do a…

This is good and should also include awareness when a woman's partner is abusing her children but she refuses to see it. My ex-wife has another in her life who she will probably marry but this guy is no good for my children. Just the other day her sister and brother-in-law called me to let me know this. I myself…

This is the worst. I have been to several games where folks of all ages have been smacked by a fly ball, including some lady who was in her 90's. I am glad to report however each victim was awarded the ball in question by the person who eventually caught the ball. I could only imagine the shame a crowd would bestow…

People are free (in the United States at least) to think that the term "free speech" only references that one amendment in the US Constitution. There is so much freedom flying around here it is like free inception, freeception.