Some works of film or literature are so obviously exceptional that they are called “instant classics”; we need a similar term to apply to pissing contest entries.

There are two kinds of people in the world...

Oh shit. Your neighbor was the tooth fairy!

But Parker himself didn’t say stop so, by his own logic, not only should the journalist kept going, he should have invited two other journalists into the room to keep asking the same question.

I have been on a Scientology book reading kick lately, and would kill to read one by Katie. I’m in the middle of Jenna Miscavige-Hill’s book on leaving Scientology, and it’s fascinating. Leah Remini’s was really good, and Going Clear scared the shit out of me.

Bill Cosby was well known for his sweaters.

Yeah, anybody can block anybody on Twitter. If the first I hear of you as a person is you up in my @s yelling at me about something (at the same time that THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALSO YELLING AT ME IN MY @S) I would feel no compunction blocking you, and fuck anyone who tells me I am obligated to patiently let…

Do you want to talk to me about how Coconut Aminos is totally not the same as soy sauce? Or is that conversation too depressing for words?

YOU GUYS! Barely doing your work is making me really sad. There will be such a void in my life if you go away. I’ve been barely doing my work for weeks, though, and I don’t even have a good excuse. Maybe this is a sign. I should get back to work.

Totes agree. DAMN, DILLON.

The animated title at the top just killed me. I am dead.

I love that an entire subblog now exists for this post.

Yeeessssss. Gregg Araki movies are the best.

It definitely benefited from its STRONG acting, and I agree she was actually one of the worse off roles as far as writing goes, but I didn’t think the rest of the writing was stupid, personally.

Love it. The world would be a better place if more people would dance like no one is watching, when people are watching

...including the Ferrari Tyga gave her for her 18th birthday.

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