I see your absurd “Blair and Dan forever” and raise you that “Ryan and Taylor actually kinda made sense”

Liberal definitely does not = not racist

Ijeuma is a true force - and for some context - she lives in uber-liberal Seattle. Granted she lives north of the city itself, but it should be a reminder that there is no liberal bastion in this country.  We are all this behavior, and as white allies, need to do more than just sit passively by and make her do the…

“and if she was so upset that he won, why did she work for him? I don’t understand that part.”

So I’m a Missouri resident and I have requested that his cases be reviewed. Clearly, he has a personal bias against citizens coming in to report assaults that has never been addressed.

“black panties are for your period”

I will say, as a more serious response - Claire Danes Angela in My So Called Life (1994) was a much firmer establishment of the ‘hot teen outcast girl’, and, for my late Gen-X

North Bergen is a B district finanical group, with A being the poorest and J being the richest.

I mean we did eat that apple 

Nope

Lost it when they hacked into cyberspace and stole that Frenchman’s VHS tape.

I am an extremely sweaty man. I know exactly how you feel - like everyone else is out enjoying their lives and all you think about is sweating. It’s an actual condition called hyperhidrosis. Don’t laugh. My health insurance (Cigna) covers armpit botox injections and I’ve been getting those for 4 years now. It has…

Fun story!

I don’t see a lie anywhere. One of my best friends and I will spontaneously sing “If you wanna be somebody/if you wanna go somewhere/you better wake up and pay attention.” And I stop what I’m doing and watch My Cousin Vinny whenever I see it. Shit - My Cousin Vinny was one of my grandmother’s favorites. We were once…

Also, mad respect to the bus matron for doing their job and making the kids’ safety their priority.

I can’t wait for  Killing O’Reilly to come out. $32MM. That is “Maybe I could fight a criminal case in court and win, and maybe I could settle after you publicly sue me for a lot less, but I really, really, really, need this to go away quietly” type of money. 

There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s covfefe.

“...then i saw the headline and my lady boner wilted into a question mark”

Can’t wait for trump/hannity to lose their shit.