SecretlyStephanie
SecretlyStephanie
SecretlyStephanie

The grandmother in this picture is being charged with 3rd Degree Assault of a Special Victim under the state’s new Blue Lives Matter law.

Are you kidding? Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan in the same movie? She’s seen that shit dozens of times.

Honey, it’s not your back they want to have.

I loved how her name was still Vicky.

Maureen was so freakin beautiful in that movie, too. I coveted all the dresses she wore in the Parent Trap.

Yes, people who are wrong

I’m so mad rn. The gif makes me feel a little better.

Wait. There are people who actually think the 90s version is better?

I really hope she beefs with Beyoncé at some point so Twitter is nothing but venomous bees and snakes. Like Australia.

No. 1 on my to-do list is always “Make A To-Do List.”

Or when you write something you’ve already done that day and check it off.

I love that they separate “get a manicure” and “get a pedicure” into two different items. It reminds me of how I over-itemize my work “to-do” list so I can check things off and feel like I am accomplishing something even if I’m not.

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Okay I have this game figured out.

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Gen X counter point: This. It has everything. The terrible singing. The terrible acting. The way Zach responds to Kelly breaking up with him with, essentially, “Later Skaters.”

Off topic: I find this infuriating

Lol. The memes from this non-fight killed me. On another note, can we talk about how great the New Edition performance was? Seeing all the cast come out with the reunited group was amazing.

This is proof that he doesn’t love Tiffany enough to buy her a chin.