Middle to top to bottom I think.

there was an instagram page dedicated to “helping her” that has since been deleted but had a picture of her tweet that said “hope everyone likes pancakes” with the first letter of each word circled- spelling out HELP- lololololol

MOM’S BACK

* your very tiny kitchen

STOP IT. YOU’RE MAKING ME NOT HATE ALL MEN.

I tried using my boner to write with, once. The pen taped onto it really didn’t work that well, my hips got really tired trying to do fine movements, and the tape hurt a lot coming off.

SAME. Good God. Maybe it’s the voice? I was totally unprepared to have a new crush, let me tell you.

This show is so goddamn good. A few thoughts-

ive said it once and i will say it again

Drunk aunts, unite! My lovely nearly 2 year old niece helpfully pointed to beer bottles on sale in the local paper and said my name.

Kim and Kanye take Taylor Swift

Never care what words she is singing. I love Britney no matter what. Even the terrible song she and Jamie Lynn sang together. Come at me. I don’t care!

sooooooooooooo happy for ‘the americans’

omg Louie Anderson in Baskets.

louie anderson in baskets has totally blown my mind. heartbreaking and incredibly funny at the same time. that is such an outstanding show.

YES!! All the Emmys. She’s freaking amazing. If Tatiana hadn’t been cast, there would have been only one season of Orphan Black. And if she’d been available and cast instead of Elisha Dushku, Dollhouse might still be running. (No hate implied: I love me some Faith, but E.Dush is not an actress with great range.)

she deserves a separate paycheck for each clone.

YES Tatiana Maslany!

Not only that; their comments section is ATROCIOUS. Today you could read an article written by an incest survivor there and find that the entire comments section is criticizing her grammar, making fun of the shirt she’s wearing in a personal photo, or telling her to just grow up and get over it. Jezebel’s not perfect,…

This thoughtful exchange in a comments section actually touched me deeply tonight. I’m a little emotional, I think, but thank you both.