Thanks. I just don’t get poetry.

Oh god, Susan....that accent! those terrible fake “hillbilly” teeth! that baby named Elvis!

LOlOLOL!!!! That's right- Sheridan Crane was Diana's bff and she would mention it allllllll the time!!!!! Hahahaha!

It’s a horrible tragedy, really. Although, I just looked up the cast page and went through a TV time loop/wormhole. I can’t believe how many people who are on other shows now! Like Jessie Metcalf, he left to be on Desperate Housewives. Shit, now I want to watch Passions. I wonder if it’s streaming anywhere.

Yeah, me too! I’m pretty sure Passions came on right after Days too, so my sister and I would watch them every single day. The original cast is all over the place now, Theresa’s cop brother is on Days now, and so is the new Ethan. The old Ethan was this guy, who was later on Scrubs. Man, I love tv way too much :|

I FUCKING lived for Passions when it was on. It should have never been cancelled.

I was ALL IN the summer I was 16 for these two shows. Such perfection.

Ahhhhhh man, Fancy Face!!!!!!!!!! *sobbing* I hear his ghost haunts her in the new episodes

What about Kristen and the one thousand and one dopplegängers? Susan!!!

And that doesn’t even begin to unpack the demonic possession OR the amnesia! Is John Black a Brady? Will Marlena spew more pea-soup in the face of Father John Black?

You are reading about the soap opera Passions, which was the best soap ever.

Sami/Kerri/Austin was the natural successor to the Marlena/John/Stefano triangle.

I’m convinced that Taylor is going to keep dating people until all of their initials spell out some sort of coded message about her asking for someone to rescue her from the grasps of the Illuminati.

YAY. I love her and I love You’re The Worst. Day made.

Hey I’m sorry about your personality disorder, but I’ve got to say that was a really good explanation of the two types! If we had this level of clarity in human discourse in general, everyone’s life would be better.

If the FDA would like to recommend a better way to eat my feelings I’d love to hear it.

gurl why you grey

In Houston it is like they have a white person cloning machine and just keep cranking them out.

It was the lipliner that scared me.

I would respectfully suggest that understanding that nothing posted online is ever private is a more vital life skill than knowing how to correctly spell Ta-Nehisi Coates.