SecretlyStephanie
SecretlyStephanie
SecretlyStephanie

I’m here for this.

hard to write when ur friend is stuck in the barney

If, by chance, you seek an excuse to spend the rest of your Sunday evening watching Empire Records and The Craft back-to-back

God her wig in the Craft was the best.

Karen Allen as anyone.

If, by chance, you seek an excuse to spend the rest of your Sunday evening watching Empire Records and The Craft back-to-back, know that your pal Rachel has got you.

And Margot Kidder as her mom

In all seriousness, Billy Eichner is coming off as a huge asshole here. It’s really off-putting. The other guy is coming off perplexed, and rightly so.

I was giving it to Ross anyway because he’s one of my I Just Like His Face people.

I like Ross’ last word. this one goes to Ross!

The.

And the photos are just fantastic. His outfit was superb. Who wears that to go to the beach? The whole thing was styled like a Diane Lane/Nicholas Sparks joint. Delish!

I mean, the Hiddleston/Swift make out pics were staged, we all agree on that right? The question now is if a wealthy, successful and worldly business woman staged pictures to piss off a douchey, name-appropriating ex-boyfriend. Because that’s pretty hilarious if it’s the case.

Do you wanna break it to Karlie, or should I?

Lord + Taylor b/c you know this is how Taylor would write it.

Swiddlestick? This is important we nail this.

This is the most WASP thing since The Great Gatsby.

Oh god, that’s truly awful. You must have been absolutely terrified. :(

This poor family :((( I have a two year old boy, and I just cannot even begin to think what they must be going through.

I think creepy does depend. For example: "Is it creepy to talk about who to have sex with when discussing a chart?"