Is that really "so many"??
SecretlyStephanie
SecretlyStephanie
Why does he have so many cats...?
Got it. Thank you for hammering out the misunderstanding.
I dont necessarily agree completely with you, but I just have to say that after getting so fucking sick of all this cultural appropriation bullshit I find your attitude immensly refreshing.
Hey. Wouldn't it be cool if Jezebel actually ever wrote about music that WASNT shitty pop music???
Your story is my favorite bc happy ending.
This was an Indian wedding wasn't it? I'm Indian and LOVE LOVE LOVE going to our weddings but the fucking powerpoints and bragging out being doctors is the worst! I refused to have a powerpoint of pictures at my wedding and my parents pouted about it for months.
It took me the whole story to figure out what MOH stood for bc I breezed over the first para.
I'm not married, and I've never been to a total horrorshow wedding, but at my parents' wedding, my mom watched a woman in a polyester jumpsuit (apparently the date of a friend) stuff an entire wheel of cheese from the buffet table into her purse and walk out.
So my friend gets engaged. She is amazing— sweet, smart as hell, filthy sense of humor, eyes like luminous pools. She is mixed race and her fiance's family is super country. At the rehearsal dinner, they make lots of comments about her mixed race and stick the microphone in her face with questions like "Tell us why…
The 5 day wedding "weekend" in which the bride handed me a grocery sack and ordered me to collect 250 perfectly shaped river rocks.
I'll forgive you if you put the top 10 most insufferable quotes online once you've finished it!
You must be fun at parties.
Those EYES. That SCRUFF. Fighting for Gender Equality. Check. Check. And Check.