It might help to keep the focus on Ferguson if there were more articles on its citizens.

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OH. MY. GOD.

OH LOOK, THE ILLUMINATI PUPPETS HAVE ARRIVED.

I do kinda want cheesecake now.

If there was a tumblr for these, I would never work again.

That flow is...something.

I had decided that my walk-up music would be "Spice Up Your Life", but I'm changing my answer to this.

Monogrammed coffee thermoses, I'm important! I'm important, bitch, I'm important!

I love the crowd singing at the end.

I am completely fine with that chorus being in my head forever. Winner.

I'm laughing my ass off here. This is both funny and catchy. Rock on, Mz 007.

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I hope he doesn't think this means he can spend less time with the children he and I created together one magical weekend in my Netflix queue.

This guy didn't even give me THIRTEEN MINUTES to respond to his message:

I don't know. After reading the transcript it doesn't seem to me that the police officer was out of line. In fact it sounds like he was being very patient with someone who wanted to make a scene. I'm not saying that race doesn't play a part but not sure this was the issue this time. She also sounds like a child…

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