Eat more dick, trailer-trash.

NASCAR is full of thugs.

I think we've all owned a rare Belgian gun at one time or another

I would argue that Marvin Harrison is a way more competent version of Aaron Hernandez, seeing as how they haven't been able to charge him with anything even though we all know he's running a mob out of his Philly car wash.

Simmons blocked me for this exchange: (The "Patrick Beverley" reference alludes to this famous incident of Simmons-brand disingenuousness: http://nesn.com/2011/06/bill-s…)

I have been blocked 4 times, 3 times for something I wrote on this site.

The other guy in this convo got blocked first for pointing out the center part, but I was surprised he got me so quickly

So proud

Jack Edwards, can't remember what I said, but I'm sure it involved the f-word, and I got this fun DM before the block button got pressed.

I asked Ray Lewis if he was going to write a "if i did it, this is how i would have done it" book. Got blocked. Does that mean a yes or a no?

This, on the heels of Rovell snitching on that guy, got me blocked.

His opinion is a bad thing.... I hope Deadspin has a problem with the war.

Fuck this guy. As far as I'm concerned, there is no Israel; there is only Zionist-occupied Palestine.

Back in the late '90s, I was in the Balkans with the U.S. Army and had to do escort duty for a USO tour. It was a couple of NFL cheerleaders, some middlingly popular starlet whose name I forgot about six seconds after she left, and Dennis "Mr. Belding" Haskins. I was a tad out of the SBTB demographic at the time, so I…

And fuck you too, Ken Griffey Jr. and Ichiro! What can't-win-a-world-series pieces of shit!

I'm not saying Marchman doesn't believe what he's written. I think the gleeful, adoring tone of it is what drives it over the line into trolling. Again, it's not about being insincere. It's about saying things in a way designed to get a specific, irritated response. This was intended as a criticism of the people who…

Yes, he was very, very good. Yes, this post is totally trolling people. Yeah, they're totally going to fall for it.

Johnson and Rhee make a good couple. They both like fucking kids.

I haven't watched Bourdain's new show but from what I've heard the runway food is the norm. If that is correct then it would be nice if he'd go back to eating street food and local cuisine. That was the best thing about No Reservations, in my opinion.

I grew up living several blocks from Thurman in Canton. I remember seeing him out in front of his house hitting tiny plastic golf balls that his older brother, Duane, would pitch to him for hours. Thurman would hit line drive after line drive. We both attended Worley School (along with Diane Dominik his future…