The people who wore the paper bags over their head for decades? The Saints are the worst. I had a friend who was a fan and took me to the Saints bar in NYC for a MNF game. Everybody was partying it up. Until for about 5 fucking minutes when the other team took the lead. Then it was a morgue. Thankfully they ended up…

I'd guess that the median Deadspin commenter is a 34-year-old white male with middle-to-high income but also above-average alcohol consumption. So we're taking about a remaining live expectancy of 47 years, give or take. My best guess is that you'll die in 2060, perhaps just a few days before Sasha Obama wins her…

BronBron wanted to go beast mode game 6 for the commercial.

FIFA tends to have a pretty great soundtrack.

The FIFA soundtrack is always awesome. Every single year, never seizes to amaze me.

If we're choosing our own Tebow stories, then I pick the Hemingway classic A Farewell to Arms.

Look, real talk, it's a Friday afternoon and it's lovely out. Why not take off work a little early? No one will notice.

Sorry, friend, but you are just wrong. If you are in your 20's, early 30's, or really any age where you and your friends still drink frequently, you MUST have an open bar. Sure, it's expensive but just prioritize it accordingly. If it's between an open bar and inviting 10 more people, go open bar. Open bar vs. band?…

Those "women gossiping with their friends before heading to their cycling class" commercials are just so unnecessary in the first place. Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between a tampon ad and a yogurt ad, but the difference is that tampons are at least gendered product (unless there are manly purposes for…

I had never seen photos of the old Penn Station. My god, what a beautiful building. Since I've moved out of NYC, the only times I come back to visit always involve navigating the current Penn Station, which has to be one of the seven circles of Hell.

I'm more concerned about why Chloë Sevigny thought it was ok to attend an event in blackface.

Distance to the Atlantic Ocean from each team's home arena, by division

This is a complicated subject. It requires some history - and in my opinion, also requires my opinion.

Despite his smug bombast, user Patriots2007 only went 18-1.

That's a cute little Cessna, but after the delivery, mom is probably wishing she'd bought a hanger for her a few months ago.

We're a persecuted minority that have been called members of a violent cult of death. Despised by the media and viewed with suspicion because of the terrible and barbaric behavior of a few extremists among us. Evangelical Christians hate us because of recent actions we've taken against one of their own.

Given who's doing the fucking in the house wouldn't Piazza be first in line?

Not to get racial, but a lot of these execs are coming from homes where drinking is normalised and then they go to college and enter mostly white frats and drink a bunch. I don't want to say that white people are all alcoholics, but it does seem like something that activists in the white community might want to focus…

Of course the jerseys won't end up on the backs of Burundian children. They already have too much Patriots gear.

The Patriot Way: