DEVO is making a comeback!

ARE YOU A WIZARD?!

That'll teach your significant other!

Whoa. God speed J dawg. We'll hold down BROPPOSITELOCK for you.

He's good looking, has money AND a long wheelbase?!

What's a facsimile? Some sort of literary device?

I feed my animals nutritional supplements and all I got was this crappy Camaro.

If he shoots his gun like he shoots free throws, or any shots, I don't think anyone has ever been in danger.

Most of us just troll oppo. I venture out to the front maybe 3 times a day. Glad to have you back!

WWHOA. You're back?

YEssssssss

Even a douchey driver finds an apex every once in a while.

Check the trunk for skidmarks.

I LOL'd

I hope they have good dental coverage.

Finally my useless reality tv knowledge becomes useful!

Of the Rock of Love skanks.

Marc Anthony now owns 5.

Most epic German Scheisse video ever.

Getting to work in the morning sure sucks in Dubai.