Sister will show you how it’s done.
JUST STAHP ALREADY!!!
Use coke and pot? Who? Me?
Congratulations, Mr. ovjho, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Saleen S7 which this lovely lady will deliver if Kinja will let me post an image.
You could have been keeled!
Chop this, mutherfucker!
Does the car’s performance suffer when you drive it to Cincinnati?
Whoa ... where have you been and why are you gray?
While his parents were out working four jobs, Cambo spent his time learning how to survive in the rough backwoods of Alabama. When they went through a brutal divorce, he naturally fled to the woods to be alone. No traffic, no people, no responsibility—just pure survival.
Wasn’t the woman with SENNA tattooed on her fingers a former Jalop? “Lena the Jalopchick” or somesuch?
They're still lighting their cigars with
Andrew Jackson’s Harriet Tubman’s head. Which is now racist in addition to being wasteful.
Obviously, this one.
The ridges at the bottom & roundness of the lens makes me think of a 2006+ Mitsubishi Eclipse. It looks like there’s more headlight missing to the left. Here’s some of my pictures of the lens.
Volkswagen’s clever disguise makes more sense to me than this gaudy disguise. The majority of people wouldn’t even notice that Volkswagen, but this disguise just screams....................”HEY EVERYBODY! LOOK AT ME”!
Rhino seeking revenge for this.
Man if only Jalopnik had an aviation-themed sub-blog, with a pilot-rated author who could go fly this and write a review.