Common Obese Texan Assholes.

Nice.

Nice save. Although I couldn't stop staring at his GIRLY HANDS. Do you moisturize?

Apollo, OH NO!

I chuckled! But I was already going to hell.

-So, what does he uh, import?

UPS driver's nightmare.

So cool, it's frozen.

Unreal. It's like Japan has full blown Parkinson's.

"You should know better than to ask him questions!"

SO. AMPED. ON. CAFFEINE. NEED. TO. ACCELERATE!

TITS. This is like a couple blocks from my house. My roomie saw it and told me it was an Aston Martin. WHAT A NOOB! jk He brings home free beer from work.

Burnin' rubber ducky.

uh....pretty good for a country with no government.

THIS.

A motorcycle with one wheel!

Conclusion. The number of wheels is directly proportional to your chances of survival. Time to get me one of these.

Please stop describing my childhood. Its creepy. Did you also "customize" things with markers?