I just swallowed my dip!

+ infinity. I have a monster patrol t-shirt i got from ebay like 4 years ago and rock it all the time. I used monster patrol every time i played MONSTER MADNESS on the 64. FTW!

SUNDAY!!!!!!

The whole fam cam out!

So a proper cellphone solves all of these problems?

you would probably have to blow on the gas pedal to accelerate without instantly burning out.

Can't wait for the "Star in a reasonably priced rickshaw" segment!

tubthumping > tubgirl

POP POP!

Just switch it up. "DE-ported from IM-troit" Boom. Problem solved.

For the niche, redneck douche market.

They'll have to call India for tech support.

Rabbi Sanchezbaum

1. Point Prius with faulty gas pedal away from shore.

A-thank you!

BULLSHIT. Nobody likes the tuna!

Reminds me of this bad boy back in FL. Completely unmarked and then BOOOM. The bed cover pops up with lights.

Funnier when you see the borked Charlie Sheen pic.

Tongue cancer?! The Irony. That's like Ron Jeremy getting penis cancer.