Schmidt is awesome. He's a cocky douchebag constantly throws out smart-ass or borderline offensive lines and thoughts.

"Ah, so it's been clarified now: there needed to be a narrative purpose to Jess' casual humping."

Really? You thought a woman that barely escaped the horrors of communism was going to write a book that did anything other than vilify the philosophical underpinnings of that hell?

*pats head*

Well, to be fair, I said PRETTY white girls always get coverage. ;)

Hey, fine with me. I requested you run along, remember?

Dear god, the whining never stops with you. Always something giving you a case of the cries.

Meh, why not? I have female friends that openly prefer black men. They find them more physically attractive.

"MY VAGINA RESEMBLES GROUND CHUCK"

"Tell them before you head out to dinner to waste your money on a woman who does not want to be treated like a very special vagina."

Oh honey, hush. Your bitterness is showing and so not a good look for you.

Fair on both counts.

I saw. And I edited my comment as well. :)

Lulu is creepy. I don't know many people who don't think so.

When a woman signs up for Lulu, it basically downloads her FB friend information. From there, women can see male friends, friends of friends, basically any male on their FB social web. Then you can sort via 'guys you know', 'guys you might know', 'guys in your area', etc.

1) "Straight women aren't all that interested in spontaneous meetups for NSA sex"

If you know you're on there, you can opt out. They have a separate page for guys where you can get a general idea of what people are saying, and the option to get off of it.

1) Thanks, but I don't eat junk food. How about some sushi or something?

Tinder is actually a pretty great app. I don't think it's particularly superficial given how most real-world interactions take place. You choose who to approach (or accept approaches from) based on outward physical attraction first, and from there it's up to each party not to say something stupid and fuck things up.…

Ha!