If they have a green light they won’t even look up from their phone to make sure some random car isn’t about to run the light and smooth them.

Ever been ninth in line in the left turning lane? That’s a recipe for road rage.

Any other reasons?

Particularly as there’s already a perfectly good section of the Gizmodo sites — Deadspin — that’s devoted exclusively to sports. If we’re not going to be seeing posts that belong in Jalopnik, or Jezebel, or Kotaku over in Deadspin, why are we seeing posts that belong in Deadspin here?

No, man; the grinder for making the hamburger is always broken, so they had to start shipping in frozen premade patties.

You can also thank the Democrats and their push for ‘green’ technology; but that pushes the child labor off to places like the cobalt mines in the Congo digging up raw materials for EV batteries, where you can pretend it doesn’t exist.

So is this New York style thin crust, Chicago style thin crust or St. Louis style thin crust? The assertion “crispy enough for each pizza to handle a half pound of toppings” suggests that it wouldn’t be New York style, but I suspect that St. Louis style would be too polarizing for a national market.

Do NOT play with trains. They are going faster than you think, even when it looks like it is barely moving, it’s still going faster than you think and will never stop in time.

The automakers are overreacting...to the -relaxation- of the rules?!

Better to get yourself a jar of sodium citrate and add a teaspoon of it to your cheese mixture. You can even make a stripped-down mac & cheese by cooking your pasta, then heating a quarter to half cup of water or milk (depending on how much you’re making) with a teaspoon of sodium citrate stirred in to a simmer, then…

Someone doesn’t know a thing he’s talking about, I see...

Sometimes I wonder whether the only “birth control” medication that men -- specifically the jerks -- would take reliably is one that alters your genetic markers enough that a paternity test would fail.

And you can always finish a few hundred pages of War and Peace while you’re waiting for the charging to complete...

Once you remove the plastic from an individual Kraft Singles, is there anything left?

From the segment where the woman cuts off a piece and stuffs it into her mouth with a little oralgasm expression, it doesn’t look as though there’s any flakiness at all; it looks to be a pretty solid mass.

There are no discreet graphics here,

It at least didn’t jam its idiocy up in everyone’s face and blow raspberries.

Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe has made actions like this their core business for decades...

“Not a lot of people want to do a four-email course meal...”

It’s an archaic usage outside of firearms enthusiasts and watch collectors, and means to adjust to a standard of accuracy. For firearms, ‘regulation’ is the process of adjusting the sights and/or barrel(s) so that it shoots where you’re aiming at. The term is mostly used with regard to shotguns today, although there…