All the President’s Morons?

Well the staff of one was in the Dr strange movie, so....

Its worse when Ukrainian judge only gives you a 5.0 cause they claim you nipple skills are sloppy.

Test pilot rolling a 707.

It’s Antman doing the half size shrink thing. Tricky.

Those gardening photos look posed as hell. She doesn’t want get any dirt on her, that’s for the commoners. Wanna take bets that watering can is empty?

My religion says that I have the right to slap those who offend me with a fish of size and weight equivalent to the amount I feel offended.

Add one more to the list. I blame dyslexia.

So, if they can get 10 unpaid minutes a day out of an employee: 10* 5 days *52 weeks =2600 / 60 =over 43 hours a year free labor. So basically they got a free weeks out of every person who put up with this. Ugh.

How about the reason being, ”none your damn business.” Seriously, she is taking medicine prescribed by a doctor. Unless there is some drug interaction that the doctor overlooked, just fill the prescription.

He played Droopy Dog in the live-action remake, right?

Unless you are a talking banana. Nothing destroys the talking banana, it will arise more powerful.

I’m shocked...

That’s a mega-elixir, regular elixir only restores 10-25%. Mega elixir can only be obtained by winning boss battles, so go fight Paul Ryan, Donald Trump, or any CEO, to obtain one.

Wonder bread slathered in ketchup, with a Kraft single on top, microwaved for 15 seconds.  = pizza

Or do stupid ass vandalism like round-uping their yard late at night (bonus(?) Points for writing racist shit in lawn)

I don't know why millennials aren't having children. There must be some reason...

Yeah, he's more of a cake man.

Tactical pants are those pants with a zipper at each knee that allow them to become shorts, right? I mean, it is summer, DC is hot and muggy, for what I've been told. He's just getting prepared for any situation.

When I was a teenager, we were finishing up some yard work in the front yard during the start of a thunder storm. I looked up at the trees behind our house and neighbors just in time to see the neighbors tree get struck by lightning. I had an after image of that strike for the rest of the day and was definitely a…