Well if you do have trouble with their cars, call AAA.

Kellyanne is the result of necromancy. The skeletal features, the dead eyes, and the complete lack of empathy, those the tip off. Not sure what kind of undead, more research into my dark library needed.

Hey, don’t compare Beavis and Butthead to those two. Yes, they were terrible little shits, but they weren’t Trumps.

Good I think this guy represents Bannon as a FFXIV villian personally:

But was it gently swaying with the wind before that?

• So, one evening I’m leaving my bedroom to use the bathroom. Turn on the hallway light to find my Siamese male cat mounting my black &white male cat. Ok, Gay cats,no problem. Wait.... these two are brothers.. stop it stop it stop it!!!

Note: Samsung Galaxy exploded their foe!

Too bad, because that’s the face of a man who has seen things. Horrible horrible things.

 My quote from about an hour ago,”Jesus Prompto, who do you think you are Jj Abrahams?” at least half the photos he take are lens flare city, even the night ones.

New Konami code is: up up down down left right left right go fuck yourself.

“HOT CARS” Act? Apparently the people from SHIELD are writing laws now.

As we know, Theoretical Physics is most conducted with crowbars!

According to that site, the closest store is in Indiana. I'm on the Washington state coast. I truly hope there is a closer store than that, but doubt it's closer than Olympia, 100+ miles away.

And now you made me cry. Every time I watch that episode, I cry like a baby. Just like Jurassic Bark from Futurama.

They can still attend, but must sit in the smoking section.

Lavos is either Homer Simpson or a fat cop, obviously. Eating all the universe's donut planets.

seeing the top image,I immediately thought," Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."

This Sword was forge in the fires of a volcano atop a lake of fire, made of metal from a neutronium star. It's name...

You forgot the Googly eyes on Vaas.

doofenshmirtz is more idiot-savant then genius. And more misguided than evil.