You did a search for 'gizmodo porn' then picked the first one with the raccoon porn girl, and did a 'similar image' search. No wonder they're all the same.

Is she wearing a CD player with anti-skip protection too?

What is that woman wearing on her head?

It's the same as saying, "We have 'fresh' fish."

I don't think either of you get it...

They put the word in quotes...what more do you want?

This story forgets to mention that the man went to watch a golf tournament before he went to the hospital.

There are a lot of things about this that don't add up.

Are you asking an average person, or the ergonomics expert who get's paid way too much money to find ways of avoiding lifting more than 5lbs without employing a 2-person carry method or some sort of mechanical aid?

Too slow; didn't watch?

It shouldn't have to look better beside her. It should be cut so that no matter if it's on her finger or on the table it reflects light the same way. This ring loses all of its brilliance by making an emerald cut out of it and letting a majority of the light pass right thru and never get reflected back.

If, by gorgeous, you mean expensive but totally boring, then I agree!

I also know enough about police radars to know they need a consistent signal returned to produce a reading, which is why radar jammers work so well at confusing the detector with random radiation.

Familiar enough to know that the license plate, or the front/rear bumper of a car is going to have a RCS exponentially higher than the spokes on a rim.

Those rims don't seem as shiny as the last ones. Are you telling me that you believe they have better reflectivity than the clear coat paint on the body of the car? Odds are they'd be half black and covered in brake dust making them about as reflective as the pavement he was driving on.

I never said you couldn't get a radar lock on a helicopter, I just said when you do, your equipment doesn't show the helicopter's ground speed as 400+ mph.

You all underestimate Boston fans. The people who cheer on the Red Sox are loyal to the point of insanity. The damn fans basically riot everytime the organization mentions building a new stadium. They can't seem to live without their obstructed views and rusted planky they call seating.

If this was your professor's argument, I hope he was either trying to baffle the court with bullshit, or he wasn't a RADAR operator for very long.

The reason it wouldn't be ticketed is because it's almost impossible to know how fast you're going to that degree of accuracy. Even with a digital speedometer, it's only calibrated for one diameter of tire, and should you change to winter rims, or a different thickness on your sidewall, even that wouldn't be accurate…

He had to drive Penny to the hospital when she tripped in the shower and sprained her wrist...