He had to drive Penny to the hospital when she tripped in the shower and sprained her wrist...

Police RADAR has a beam width of about 250' at 1000' of distance. There's no way it's honing in on your professor's rims and not seeing the rest of the car.

The average speedometer counts in increments of 5mph, so it's only got an accuracy of +-2.5mph. The width of the needle alone covers that accuracy. Account for error in the diameter of the tires, whether or not they're brand new or worn down passed the tread bars, and you really can't be sure how fast you're going,…

$150 for a glorified pedometer? CP.

No. It has a 3-axis accelerometer, and that's it.

So it's a $150 pedometer, worn on the wrist? That would explain how you were able to burn more calories sitting and eating pizza, than you were climbing 4 flights of stairs.

From the first sentence, Jesus says the Simpsons live in Springfield, Oregon.

The Simpsons don't live in Oregon.

"I walked on the moon"

YouPorn? Amateurs. Go to cliphunter.

Yeah, but where was the lady throwing double points at him out the window??

"Are you kidding me?"

Why the sigh? If you responded to a comment above, then my question was posted long before your response, so it's not like I failed to read your comment and then repeated a question.

In Maine, the State police have Started driving down the interstate in a van, one officer sits in the back and looks thru the widows of every car that passes. If they see you texting, you get a ticket.

Have there been any confirmed instances of this happening, with company names and dates attached to the reports?

Was gonna post this, but today, you win the internets.

Now we'll be able to fight off the aliens when they come to blow us up.

I read it, and the more I read, the more impossible his machine is.

These are the motors he's supposed to be using to power the thing:

This is also something he can do while wearing sweat pants and a hoodie?