Fake.

Well, if you want to be like that..these machines won't just build themselves. So you would have to compare it to the cost of creating the laser unprinting machines, distribution, and disposal costs when they break and are thrown out.

No, there is no benefit.

What is the benefit of chatting while my browser is closed?

I don't understand the point of this.

GEORGE: Ahoy! Mr. Eldridge. I understand you were on the Andrea Doria.

I don't know what his goal is, but I'm sure he will get there faster than the Big Dig.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

My girlfriend went to Verizon so she could switch to the new iPhone. They were all out of the 4S, but the guy tried to convince her that the 4 was the same thing, with only about 5 differences. He wasn't impressed when I told him that they were pretty big differences and that the phones weren't even close to the…

Haha, yeah, I think you have to look at the window as if you're looking down on her at about a 45deg angle. But they are real (and natural!), and although they're not my taste, they're spectacular!

Her name is Anna Song. Do a quick Google image search. I'll wait....

That kind of Valley Girl is reserved only for MySpace.

32 times in 3 minutes. That was painful.

All I could hear was:

FaceBook's iOS and android apps are already buggy, unreliable, and sometimes completely broken. Introducing ads can't possibly make it any worse.

"Fat is less dense than muscle"

Yeah, the upper back, or the arm band tattoo, usually makes the guy an automatic douchebag.

Please, no more.

Yes, that's exactly what it means. I still have my old iPhone 4, so after I heard about this bug I had a friend put his SIM in it and send a message or 2. Then he took it out, put it back in his own phone and sent an iMessage to me, it showed up on both phones. My responses also showed up on his phone and my old…

We did talk about it, when I brought it up. Her only words were that we had not been on the same page lately, she couldn't explain why. For a communications major, she is a pretty poor communicator.