It’s really hard to be a GOP Congressperson these days. On the one hand, you need those shadowy agencies to wield as much power as possible for you to benefit from. On the other hand, you have to support the “GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN WEAPONIZED AGAINST ME!!!” bullshit.  It’s a real pickle.

We should start a Gizmodo pool for how long it takes before Elon shit cans her or she quits after dealing with his special brand of bullshit.. I’ll take the 6 month square for $20

I don’t know why you didn’t make this clear- Zelenskyy is Jewish. What Tucker was doing was using antisemitic tropes- that Jews are ratlike, that Jews persecute Christians, that Jews are in league with bankers to control things.

Everyone uses pronouns.  You used six in your post just now.

“surely both Barry Allens can defeat Zod”

I vote it should be “Barrys Allen”.

You’re working too hard to be disappointed in this. 

We’re never going to stop laughing at you.

The title doesn’t say “All Twitter Users (but really only a secret subset of whom I’m going to silently and selectively sample...)”

Musk decided to boost all the paid bluechecks to the top of the replies so now a bunch of really dumb insignificant chuds are having their moronic opinions forced onto everyone who makes the mistake of scrolling down.

Also, laundering a sleeping mask is SO much easier than laundering those heavy curtains. Adding those curtains to your room is a nightmare for anyone with dust allergies.

Better than blackout curtains is a sleeping mask, because you can take it with you when you travel, use it in hotels, on the plane, etc., etc. Sleeping masks are reasonably inexpensive in the travel sections of major stores or in specialty luggage stores.

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think about wine pairings.”

You can do it the day before. Or if your oven has a timer function you can throw them in there in the morning and have them be ready when you get home.

You definitely have never had to face liquidating all your parents worked for to get them basic care when they are old.

THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.

Also shows that she’s so much better off without him.

Klaus Nomi was a German pastry chef with a beautiful countertenor. The makeup and costumes were just window dressing. 

I saw some recent clip of Leah Remini saying [paraphrasing], “People think that Scientology has something over Tom Cruise, that he stays because he’s scared of what they have on him, but he’s in because of the power. Why would he give that up?” She gave an example, like, if Tom Cruise says, “I want a coffee,” it is una…

Since articles never seem to point it out, perhaps for fear of being sued: Scientologists literally, literally, LITERALLY believe that spaceships came to earth hundreds of millions of years ago, and that’s the least stupid thing they believe.

Huh, who would have guessed there’s not much overlap between the audience for a show like “Westworld” and a show like “My Kid Got Fat From Eating Out of the Trash Can.”