Panda Express > Olive Garden

I have never at any point in my life found the rubbery, overly-salty goo that is surimi to be superior to crabmeat in any way.

I personally don’t give a fuck what anyone else eats, as long as they extend me the same courtesy. Y’all eat whatever you want, I don’t care. What I eat is no one else’s business but mine (and my doctor’s, I guess), just as what someone else eats is none of mine. That said, I’ve been called some variation of…

Seriously, the very worst part of my entire colonoscopy experience was the horrid artificial grape flavoring in the prep solution. Man, next time give me that shit unflavored and let me add some extract or something.

There was a fascinating Reddit thread about this a while back, a 22-year-old who won $30 million and spent the next five years traveling the world.

I keep getting this impression that it’s bad to demean vegetarians but perfectly okay to demean meat-eaters.

You’ve been dealing with carnivore trolls for 19 years ... by being a vegetarian troll?

Yes, we live in a society of choices. You’ve made your choice, and I respect that. But that post made it clear that you don’t respect the choices of others.

Just don’t watch it. Seriously.

And in between those two drinks, and/or after them, have a bitters and soda. Tall glass, fizzy water, ice, and a few dashes of Angostura (or other*) bitters. It looks like a drink, it even tastes like a drink, but it’s not a drink (the amount of alcohol in a few dashes of bitters is negligible) ... and it’ll help…

Here is a better birthday song than that awful dirge.

Oh! Agent Dunham! Please forgive Mr. Burnt Foot ... he’s misplaced his jar of cow farts.

Thomas Keller’s technique of boiling them for just a minute or so just to loosen the meat from the shell, then extracting the meat and poaching it in melted butter resulted in the very best lobster I’ve ever had.

Theory: This is a Republican dirty trick designed to get black voters to stay home. Discuss.

I strongly suspect all that will be ignored. Their agenda is pro-corporate and anti-consumer and they’re going to do it no matter what anyone says.

No, it’s the 5/8 of a stick of butter that’ll kill you. (Or me, at least.)

Can you not just enter your passcode?

This doesn’t explain the Game of Thrones universe though, because the vast majority if not the near-entirety of the population of Westeros and Essos are not able to employ magic. They’re just technologically sessile for ... some reason. Gendry is a smith. He might have easily noticed steam rising and causing…

Unless something worthwhile actually happens when you get to the center of the galaxy in the upgrade, then I have no interest in plowing forward to it.

And I’m thinking you weren’t burdened with an overabundance of schooling.

But it looks like a duck. And it’s quacking like a duck.