Flynt Flossy is indeed my favorite rapper.

At least they have good anti-virus protection.

Screw you ants.

Thanks for the great tips Patrick!

Nintendo 64!

Great news Mr. Cuban, you can give as much money for taxes as you would like! The government will not limit you!

Just think of how much pot that guy could buy if they reached a deal.

For a future solution, use aluminum-free deodorant. I like Tom's deodorant, can be found at Target.

Looks like a typical soccer game to me.

Those damn Apple terrorists.

In his defense, he probably couldn't find a Leafs hat with a straight brim.

Shouldn't the figurine have Obama on the phone telling the military that they have his permission to kill Bin Laden?

McNabb can promote Tripping Icarus in a negative way.

Why is Wayne Gretzky hanging at golf courses in Rhode Island?

He's not being picky enough if he can't narrow it down past 33. But then again, he gets a lot more fellatio than I do.

Warcraft, how dare you have an opinion on your job you arrogant bastard.

Nate Jackson could've simply just said "I hate punters."

According to his Twitter page, he's rigging a "bathroom" up and he'll have the crate on display in Portland when he's finished.

That baby was being a dick.