"No.......oh, yes."

I would also have chosen the cash over living next to friggin' Flanders.

That was one of the best hockey games I've ever seen. The MN State High School hockey tournament is always amazing.

The story reminds me of this movie: [www.imdb.com]

After seeing this, I'm glad kids have cell phones with cameras now.

The Pound Puppy is my Cinderella team.

Just want you guys to look good while waving your arms in front of a goalie.

I like to put plastic bags over my head to keep my face warm.

Him and his crazy sheenanigans.

Rammin' it!

Bring it back, and make them carry a briefcase as well.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Depends on how the Lakers do against the Red Wings on Thursday night.

@snownpaint1: I was going to say that these could be some successful engineering majors, but then I remembered that the ride is called the Reverse Cowgirl.

@CalderMedusa: This post makes me want to play the first THPS again.

Why don't the birds just use guns?

We all know that Tea Partiers are pro-beards.

Anything that'll keep him from playing for the Yankees is fine with me.

What is the point of playing Edward Fortyhands with only 1 hand?

Not big enough to hold a baby. Or is it?

"I don't want any fucking sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin' fucking sandwiches?"