I couldn't see the video. Was this what he was doing?

So Facebook is only for funny cat videos then?

I hit a pitcher in the face once in MLB 10 The Show. He took it like a champ.

ESPN has more important things to air, like college basketball practices and pre NFL draft debates. Don't forget about spelling bees.

After assault, wearing headphones while driving doesn't seem so bad.

Use aluminum-free deodorant and you won't have this problem to begin with.

I'd rather put my penis in a woodchipper.

Accidentally signed up for Google+ when trying to log into my Gmail account on my phone. Later deactivated my account. I'm probably counted in the 170 million.

Look out Jamie Oliver.

Maybe they should work on making a decent iOS app first.

Had no idea that this wasn't an option already.

You haven't seen the last of me.

Also, don't forget your Anti-Gary gum.

Maybe Crosby wouldn't have all those concussion problems if he wore a helmet like that.

There it is.

On your iPhone, go to brdrck.me/settings. You can install shortcuts to Bluetooth and wi-fi settings.

Ahhhhhhh Kelly Clarkson!

I can only handle 1 dock.

Agreed, that's all I want them to change.

Instant replay will show that his teammate crossed the plane while handing him the football. Nice touchdown, #10.