@ChuckKnoblauchThrowingError: Why thank you.

I'm not going to argue against the dude being a nut job, but don't go around saying that he picks fights with older people. He was not the instigator.

Why the hell is that girl taking the stairs?!!

Rays fans: say "thank you Evan Longoria for chewing us out."

@Deckard: "I love the power glove, it's so bad."

What sex shop can you get this at?

It's the way he wanted to go.

@zerferuz: First thing I thought of when I saw the story.

Stop getting cute with clocks.

There are plenty of jobs she can get in California with a rack like that. Perhaps a job where she gives jobs.

Who knew that Michael Strahan would be ahead of the times in the fashion world?

That's cute, he's learning how to read.

Sounds like somebody is going to get pregnant.

If hockey goons are born, then that blonde kid is definitely not a goon.

"Twisted wrister Brad Isbister!"

Free advertising for Lowe's.

@HumanMailbox: He should be good if he stays away from Guitar Hero.

At least they have a lot of drinks to choose from.

Has this story been made into a porno yet?

Perhaps Jorge Garcia needs to be left on a dessert, er, desert island for a few months